Happy New Year and welcome to 2011. The weather is bleak and so is the economy. I’m sure you’ve read the papers. They’ve got this here recession on. You know the one….
So we’re trying to do a few things in regards to combating the spending habits of those that govern us by attempting to make your dollar go a little bit further.
Just about every street bike helmet in the shop is on sale. Whoa….
Selected Arais up to 100 clams off MSRP.
Selected Sharks up to 100 clams off MSRP
Most ECE 22/05 rated Sparks helmets are $109.95.
Can you go wrong? I think not.
Just about every dirt bike helmet in the shop is on sale. Double whoa..
Too many to list, but every shape, size, and color from Thor to Fox has a yellow sale sticker on it. Come cast your gaze upon them, we beseech you.
Need more? And so as it is written, so shall it be done.
The purchase of any extremely stylish hooded sweat shirt we have on the rack will entitle you to a second extremely stylish hooded sweat shirt of equal or lesser value for 50% off. Fifty percent off, for chrissakes. That, my friends and neighbors, is nothing short of stellar.
But wait! There’s even more……..
Purchase any fashionable tee shirt we have on the rack and you may select a second fashionable tee shirt for 50% off. Have we lost our minds? No, in a single syllable answer. But we are slightly desperate. I’m sure you understand.
Oh mother mercy of Detroit, could there be more? Why yes. Yes there is more.
While they last. Peruse a veritable butt load of DVDs all marked at $9.95. Ten bucks for the best in low brow, smash’em up, beer soaked motorcycle, snowmobile, quad, and jetski mayhem. Unbelievable! It’s the best programming our meager budget will allow.
Can’t get enough folding, spindling, and mutilating? Walk out with three of those $10.00 DVDs for 20 bucks. Good lord, I’m all tingly. Can you stand it? I can’t…..
There she be. A fine sale promotion if there ever was one. Hell, we’ll sell you the shop rags if you need them.
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